first rule of friendship:
- do not insult their hogwarts house
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think
my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
when you have a lot of homework and not enough time
I don’t care about anyone, and the feeling is quite obviously mutual.
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
im so tired of being treated like this. you get drunk and say you love me and shit and then the next day it just goes back to the way it always is. you dont answer me when i want to talk to you, but when you want to talk to me, im always nice and respond. i dont understand why you have to leave me hanging like this, like why cant you just give me some closure? is that too much to ask for? but no. im just done. i dont really want a relationship necessarily, but it would be nice to maybe develop some healthy feelings for someone…
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
aries- good for ramming into things i suppose
taurus- ok i guess
cancer- extra bad
libra- sometimes they ok but tbh dont waste ur time….
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