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MY NAME IS HAYLEY. HEY. HOW YA DERRRNNN??

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nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

Source: clannyphantom

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

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pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

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burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not 

Source: burgrs

guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

Source: guy

bobberton:

officialsheogorath:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.

Source: mecto--amorous

wow guys i cant answer all of your 0 anons

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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the-anal-rapist:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

I thought this was an ugly uncut dick.

the-anal-rapist:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

I thought this was an ugly uncut dick.

Source: whismical