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MY NAME IS HAYLEY. HEY. HOW YA DERRRNNN??

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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drain-seeker:

Fake Geek Girls (x)

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churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

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urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

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superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

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wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

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princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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  • phone: 100% battery life
  • me: *blinks*
  • phone: 20% battery life

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are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

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spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

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foxadhd:

Ice Scream Cones

foxadhd:

Ice Scream Cones

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polkanots:

trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 

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