when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
this is my favorite thing
*uses panorama to take dick pic*
"The Flicking Candle Company"
lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
- phone: 100% battery life
- me: *blinks*
- phone: 20% battery life
are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
"hey since you’re up can u-"
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